There Are Worse Ways For A Guy To Spend His Time Than To Sit And Think Of You

Here it is. The anti-climactic (insert lame sex joke here) conclusion of my little guy code series...

NEVER GO AFTER A FRIEND'S EX

Okay, I don't care who you are and how cool you think you can be, but no guy is completely alright with a buddy going after one of his ex-girlfriends (ugh). So really you should just stay away from this whole deal. Your pal might tell you all that he completely supports your pursuit of his ex but that's just a lie (that's not to say he isn't at least somewhat supportive). Anyway, there are a few reasons why you should stay away from this. The main one being that your buddy may still have some unresolved feelings and/or issues with the chick.

Exceptions? Ask yourself a question: Is she worth losing (a) friendship(s) over? If the answer is yes then go for it. I mean you may not completely lose a friendship but it will change for the worse, at least to some degree.

That being said I'll add a little personal touch like I like to do. There's only one girl I've been involved with that I think it would absolutely suck if one of my friends went after her, and if someone were to come up to me and ask me if I was okay, I'd say "no" instantly. Why? Because I said so damn it. Now go to the kitchen and make me some dinner.....what?........Because I still want her. OBVIOUSLY.......and something in me just wont give up. OBVIOUSLY..............and I think I might still have a tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny chance. SUPPOSOBLY ( <---haha I just alienated all but one person) I mean OBVIOUSLY..............and I've run out of things to say. I'M SEXY (that's right)...