Change Your Mind Tonight

Welcome to (semi) Random Thoughts El Grande Edition. Unlike past random thoughts these are not being thought up as I type, however like past editions the elaborations are. By the way, Rated R.

Why is it you see more hot females with ugly loser dorks than you see decent looking guys with not so good-looking girls? I have a few thoughts. First is, well there’s just a lot more freaking hooooottttttttt chicks than there are decent dudes, so for women there isn’t much to choose from. Now I know there’s going to be females who claim that looks are just not as important to them as they are to men, but I think that may only be true on a very small degree. Anyway, I also think that it may have to do with confidence. Women tend to be a little more on the insecure side so they may be more prone to go for a guy who isn’t up to par. Guys tend to think highly of themselves and will go for someone who at least equals what they think they are……….Cell phones have sort of started a trend in size. Everybody digs small things; mini cameras, small laptops, tiny post it notes, ipod nanos, small things everywhere, well I guess chicks still dig big dick (and some guys too, not that there’s anything wrong with that…fags…no, I kid…I have nothing against the gays), which now that I think of it is sort of interesting, because guys really aren’t as into boob size as chicks are to dick size. I mean don’t get me wrong, if you were to give me the option of two chicks who were identical in everyway except for boob size, I’d pick the one with the bigger knockers, but for the most part tit size is not going to be factor in a chick’s hotness. In fact, small tits can be pretty nice too, you know, the ones that like to pop up and say, “hey I’m a small tit” I think we call these “perky.” I guess that sort of falls in the category of this trend. …..The Angels will win it all next season. We will get another bat, our pitching will be back to its usual dominance, and they’re the freaking Angels. ……I had more to say, but realized they deserved their own not so random post.

P.S. It's not about the size of the ass, it's the shape baby.