I Swallowed A Bug

A friend of mine said something that was right on the money. In order to protect the innocent I'm not going to quote him but the gist of it was that I'm at the age where I'm looking for fun with no commitment. This point was brought up when I expressed my fear towards girls my age who are looking for their "one." The twist, however, is I have a tendency for being more than interested in girls who have been in long term relationships. Why? Because they shouldn't be in long term relationships. I am speaking very generally and I know there are exceptions, but I've gone through the numbers a million times in my head and the results are conclusive; Girls my age should not be bogged down in long term relationships. The thing is, in your early twenties you are just getting to figure yourself out, and if you are in a long term relationship that means you were dating this person when you were a teenager who had no clue who in the world you were. The real problem is, with women especially, it's hard to break free from these relationships. There's this comfort zone that has been built that is just difficult to break away from. And here's another theory of mine that you shouldn't be comfortable; you should be PASSIONATE. Some of you long termers tend to forget that. Where the hell am I going with all this? Anyway, here's the other twist, I had my perfect relationship and screwed it up by wanting more. DUMBASS. Seriously though, that's not going to happen again. The next time a relationship of mine goes wrong it's going to completely be because the girl was a stupid bitch rather than me being a huge ass.

Just so you know, readers, all of this is about 98% talking out of my ass humor and about 12% truth. 110% right?