Tuesday, May 31, 2005

SMiLE

You know that question, "If you could have dinner with one famous person in history, who would it be?" My answer is Brian Wilson. We live in a time that sees the overuse of the word, 'genius'. Rivers Cuomo is not a genius. Trent Reznor is not a genius. Thom Yorke is not a genius. Johnny Greenwood is not a genius. Thom Yorke and Johnny Greenwood together are really close to genius. John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr, and George Martin together were genius. Their friendly rival Brian Wilson was also a genius, only he didn't need Mike Love, Carl Wilson, Dennis Wilson, and Al Jardine to complete his genius, they kind of just helped further the cause. A big question is, given that I list the Beatles as my favorite group of all time, why would I pick Brian Wilson over Lennon or McCartney? Let me first state that the Beach Boys are the obvious second. Now let me ask myself another question to help me to the main answer. What is your favorite album ever? The answer is Pet Sounds. That album is the best thing to come out of the 60's. It is pure brilliance. Right now, as a matter of fact, I'm listening to it on vinyl of course. God Only Knows is playing, the best love song ever. Carl Wilson once commented on how much of an honor it was to sing that song. Brian "let" him sing that song. He through his genius, knew that Carl was the only person on the face of the planet who could sing that song as beautifully as he did, and that tri-vocal craziness at the end of the song is just GENIUS. There's no way around that. There's no way around the pure excellence that is the whole entire album. AND IT WASN'T EVEN HIS MASTERPIECE. Last year Brian set out to finish what he had started 35 plus years ago by finally releasing the lost album SMiLE..................SOMETIMES I FEEL VERY SAD...........Sorry, "I Just Wasn't Made For These Times" just came on............anyway..............SMiLE is "fucking incredible." And really the only reason why it's not number one for me is because Pet Sounds had more sentimental value. The sounds that were created by that man are just ugh. That's right "ugh" I can't even get into it. There's just layer upon layer of musical wonderfulness. So why would I sit down for a meal with Brian Wilson? Well, the easy answer is because of Pet Sounds and SMiLE" There really is no need for more explanation. I'd just hope that maybe some of his genius could somehow rub off on me.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

You Fucked The Suburbs Out Of Me

I had to go to the OCC campus today. Two quick thoughts that pretty much relate to each other. First, even during off season, that campus is filled with freaking hot girls. Second, it doesn't take much effort at all to get their attention. Some decent clothes, eye contact, a smile, and you're golden. Seriously, when you read those lists that try to tell you the best place to hook up with somebody look for #1 - College Campus.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Random Thoughts - Vol. 2000

Some people can read others almost instantly. Most people don't have a clue.....Is there a more peaceful relieving experience than a good twosie?........Those Puma commercials with the almost nude athletes are so damn gay. I'd understand if they were targeting women, but they aren't. I mean what heterosexual male is going to buy a product because some ugly ass baseball player is running around in his underwear?...........Now if Maria Sharapova was running around in her underwear, well I'd head right over to the nearest sporting goods store and buy everything Puma........Monkeys are so lovable......The new Weezer sucks..............Huh?............Alls I got to say is that supposebly everything was ironical..........I'm going to be huge.......Yesterday was once today and tomorrow.......Exactly...

Not so random thought:

Somewhere around a year ago I was as close to happy as I've ever been. Granted, I wasn't completely there, but I was close.

Lately I've been sort of in a funk. I'm bored. I feel like my brain is getting no exercise whatsoever. I blame my job mostly. I mean how intellectually challenging can standing in front of a copy machine all day be? I need some sort of stimulation. What I really need is to get back to school. I need to figure it out.

There it is.........................................................

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Right Back Where I Started From

In music there is nothing like a good build up leading to an explosion of sound. Like in Radiohead's, "Let Down" when we hear mostly bass and some of Thom's quiet moanings that keeps strengthening until he is finally wailing "You know where you are with..."

Onnneee Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!
I am going to grow wings
a chemical reaction
hysterical and useless

Wilco does the same thing in the song "Spider". Actually they do it three times. Again, we are powered by bass, however this time the build up is laced by seemingly non-linear guitar melodies (oxymoron anybody?). Seconds pass then BOOM!!! Massive instrumental layering, heavy guitar. This, by the way, was fun to see live.

Big night of television. The OC's season finale was as predictable and hilariously great as usual. ER said goodbye to Dr. Carter. They showed a shot of Eric LeSalle, Noah Wyle, George Clooney, and Anthony Edwards standing together in their white coats. It reminded me about how long I've been watching that show. By the way, I sort of like the new show, Grey's Anatomy. I've concluded that I'm a sucker for a good doctor show. Oh, another reminder to myself, I'm only one disc away from finishing Scrubs season one. Great stuff.

More to come.......... Including some Random Thoughts, my dislike of the labels 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend, and of course the Scrubs DVD review + why it is the best show out there.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Fighting For My Love

My favorite episode, "My Drug Buddy" just started. Last one of the night, and I'm off to bed.

I Hope That You Smile Tonight

I'm convinced that if I were a doctor, I'd be JD.

I Don't Want To Be An Old Man Anymore

So it's kind of pathetic how happy I am about this DVD. I mean, sure, it is my favorite show and all, but shouldn't I have something with a little more substance or depth in my life that I could be excited about? BOOM

Scrubs Season One DVD!!!!

Watching episode 5 right now!!! This show is great.

Friday, May 06, 2005

I Want The Ocean Right Now

Well not very tired so I thought maybe I could write some more on Coachella. We were all up at around 9 Sunday morning. My mom made us some waffles and bacon. All four of us were going to Day 2 as I don't think there was a thing in the world that was going to keep Mark away from NIN and the Prodigy. We weren't in a hurry to leave. Nobody was really excited about any of the early bands. We got to the Polo Field at about Noon. We did a lot of walking around from stage to stage and even stopped at a pretty open area and threw the Frisbee around. It was fun when people walking by would get in on the action. After that we did some resting. We weren't exactly all that pumped up about the festival. We were all tired from either Day One or rock climbing from the day before. We eventually found some open resting space near the main stage where we stayed for a while. Then we moved to the Outdoor Stage where the Fiery Furnaces were playing. I started to notice the many public displays of affection that was going on around me. So many couple just holding on to each other and being very close. It got me to thinking, which brings us to Coachella Day Two point one.

I don't think I'd make a good boyfriend. Here's the thing. Not once did I see these affectionate couples and think that I wanted that. I have no desire for it. I saw it and all I did was observe. I don't want a relationship at this point in my life so much that I've become numb to the whole idea of it. This is scary because numbness is dangerous. I've been here before and it kind of just eats away at you until you have no life in you at all. I want to feel. I want to be human, but all of a sudden I've gotten away from it. I don't think I'd make a good boyfriend because well I analyze things up and down and that usually leads to emphasizing the bad, and then I run away like an asshole, and essentially, like every other guy, I'm just an asshole. But I know it and that's endearing, so at least I got that going for me.

Of course there is at least one exception to this.

After the Fiery Furnaces finished we got up to get closer to the stage for Tegan and Sarah's set. They were very good, another highlight of my weekend.......and I'm getting tired so more on this later.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Wherever You Go Whatever You Do

So before we really hit the road we, of course, stopped at in n out and grabbed some eats. Finally on the road we listened to mixed CD's I had made which had bands from both days on each disc. It was a good ride. Mark and Kasey bonded about their love for NIN while Josh pretty much sat back and I drove. We got to my mom's place at around midnight.

The next morning Kasey and got up to leave early for the festival. Our tickets were at will call due to a Ticketmaster screw up. Josh and Mark did not go to day one, instead they went to Joshua Tree for some rock climbing, which they say they had fun doing. The first thing I noticed when I got there was the ridiculous amount of freaking hot girls. This brings me to main point (or thought or question) number one of my Coachella adventures...

What's with these hot girls being with ugly jackass mother fuckers?

Answer: First off, honestly, it's not like girls have a lot to chose from. The ratio of hot girls to decent guys who actually deserve a hot girl is like 5 to 1, and that might even be a little too friendly. Hell, even I can be a jackass mother fucker (notice I did not say ugly), but that's a totally different point for later. But the thing that bugs me about it is that these girls are with these guys mainly out of insecurity. I don't like how insecurity can trick people, especially women, into thinking that they are in love. In fact, I hate it almost to the point that my main goal in life is to change this about human beings. Nobody should ever be in a relationship built around insecurity. I know you could be reading this and think, hey those guys these girls are with could be very good guys and the girls could be very in love with them. Yeah, I hear you, BUT remember I'm the guy who can look at someone and know everything about his or her life, so when I see these girls I can tell whether or not they are really in love with these ugly jackass mother fuckers.

Back to the festival. The will call booth opened a little bit late due to them not having all the records in on time. After we had finally gotten our tickets, we waited near the entrance. The security check was a joke, at least for us. They pretty much just let us walk through. Our first stop was the beer garden. $7 for a freaking beer. I made the stupid mistake of actually buying one, however that would be the only one I would have all weekend. Kasey bought some mixed drink that cost him $9. The first group we saw was Boom Bip. They were decent, had me shaking my head a little. Then we saw some of Buck 65 who was just a crazy fool, but a crack up. Nic Armstrong and The Thieves were at the adjacent stage so we walked over there. This is when I noticed that the crowd didn't seem all too excited about being there. I mean everyone pretty much had expressionless faces. Radio 4 was pretty good. Eisley sounded alright except their had problems with their monitors which caused some occasional off pitch singing. At this point Kasey and I had lost each other. Snow Patrol had drawn in the biggest crowd of the day so far, and people were starting to get into the whole festival at this point. They were a decent show but nothing too big. Immortal Technique was rap that had something to say that had already been fucking said a million times before. When are people going to realize that the world doesn't need a revolutionists, it needs a hero? Point number two:

Nobody really has anything new to say.

I'm just getting tired of it. Especially in music. Yeah, we all know most of our leaders are jokes. Yeah, we all know that there are too many problems that are just being ignored. I just want to take every current artist, musician, whatever and sit them down to tell them they are not Bob Dylan, John Lennon, Tupac, or me so just stop trying. Get the high and mighty stick out of your ass and give us something to score our lives with.

Keane was okay for what they are. I like that "Everybody's Changing" song. I've seen them on late night shows and they seemed boring but at the festival they seemed completely different and energized. Before their set was over I had to go over to the Outdoor Stage to get good position for Rilo Kiley. The Kiley kicked my ass. They were the highlight of my day. Jenny Lewis is just hot and Blake Sennet rocks harder than anyone who was in Salute Your Shorts deserves to rock. They closed with "Does He Love You" which is just an awesome song. After Rilo Kiley's set I bolted to the main stage to see the rest of Wilco's set. I was able to catch four songs. They were damn good as well, I wish they hadn't played during Rilo Kiley so that I could have seen the full set. They played "Spider" which was just killer. Next was Weezer. Damn disappointing. They played way too many new stuff. They played way too many post Pinkerton stuff. They played NO Pinkerton. How could you not play one song from your best album? I did actually enjoy seeing them play a new song "This Is Such A Pity" one of the two new songs I sort of like. The best part of their set, however, was "Say It Aint So." After the Weezer set Kasey and I were supposed to meet back up at our designated spot. He was trashed when I got there. Apparently he had kept drinking and scored some free puffs of the ganja. Whatever. We went over and caught some of the Block Party who was pretty good. Coldplay was excellent. I'm not the biggest fan. I like a few songs, but they weren't bad at all live. Chris Martin was very appreciative toward the crowd. They played all their hits, my favorite being Politik. That's about it for day 1. Day 2 coming soon. Pictures for both days coming soon as well.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Right Here Waiting For You

So I was going to be all organized and give a proper Coachella review but then I decided against that. I figure might as well continue with the spontaneity of this blog. So I'm thinking that it might come in little spurts. Like a review mixed in with thoughts and ramblings on what I observed and what revelations I came to about my life during this past weekend. It might take a few entries before I'm done or I might just keep sitting here in the coffee shop and finish it right now.

Anyway, let's start of with the characters of this little adventure. The names have not been changed to protect the innocent. Any likeness of characters to real individuals is purely intentional.

Me - The Narcissist. Very brilliant good looking male in his early 20's.

Kasey - One of my best friends ever. I've known this guy since I was 6. Not nearly as good looking as I am.

Mark - Another best friend ever. In the past we had worked together and suffered together at two different jobs. He is the married one of the group. Alright looking but no me.

Josh - The Turk to my JD. This is the guy who if I have something fantastically funny to say all I have to do is yell it from my room and it'll be followed by laughter from his room. Was once a step away from my absolute handsomeness however he has grown way too old.

The plan was to leave around 9 on Friday night to get to my mom's house which was our shelter for the weekend. She lives in Palm Springs a good 20 minutes away from the Empire Polo Field in Indio. Of course, we were running late due to whatever. I didn't even want to know at that point. I was anxious, for several reasons. One being that I was just flat out excited about the weekend another being the fact that I didn't want to have to deal with my mom that late at night. Well, we weren't that late so it didn't turn out to be so bad, but really for a few minutes I was getting rattled.

Ok, so I end it here. I will be back with more as this is a horrible spot to end the story.