Random Thoughts: I'm Almost Done With College Edition

I like to play N'sync's records really loud and do the dance moves on top of my bed. I've built a contraption that flings panties up to me so I really feel like one of the boys.....not Lance.......Thanks to Gwen's Stefani's Hollerback Girl I finally learned how to spell bananas....B-A-N-A-N-A-S.......Playing hard-to-get just doesn't work for guys the way it does for girls........and opening with "I'm a boderline alcoholic with an unbending commitment phobia" usually doesn't produce good results......usually.........I had my palm read the other day. The lady said, "you are very lonely." I asked her how she knew. She said, "All the lines are rubbed off." ..........Graduating college right smack dab in the middle of one of the worst economic meltdowns ever isn't exactly as exciting as you'd think it'd be........I once broke my leg in a tragic kite flying accident....I still shake at the sight of long string......Is it just me or are children's shows really creepy?.......